I'd like to cook some: [random] pork beef ham veal rattlesnake squirrel rabbit venison lamb bacon duck goose ostrich chicken rooster turkey penguin poultry quail grouse pheasant cod perch salmon herring shark walleye shrimp tuna crayfish catfish flounder halibut sea bass rainbow trout tilapia eel oysters
I definitely want to include some: [random] acorn squash artichokes arugula asparagus banana squash bean sprouts beets black beans black-eyed peas bok choy broccoli brussels sprouts butternut squash cabbage carrots cauliflower celery chickpeas collard greens corn cucumber eggplant green beans green pepper habanero peppers jalapeño peppers jicama kale leaves kidney beans kohlrabi leeks lentils lettuce leaves lima beans mushrooms navy beans okra onions peas pinto beans pickles potatoes radishes red onions red bell peppers rhubarb rutabagas scallions shallots snap peas spinach sweet onions sweet potatoes turnips water chestnuts yams zucchini
And maybe even throw in some: [random] red apples green apples apricots avocados bananas blackberries blueberries boysenberries cantaloupe slices cherries clementines coconut pieces cranberries cucumbers currants dates elderberries figs purple grapes green grapes grapefruits honeydew melon balls huckleberries kiwis kumquats lemons limes mangoes mulberries nectaries black olives green olives oranges papayas peaches pears persimmons pineapple slices plums pomegranates raisins raspberries strawberries tangerines tomatoes watermelon slices
Extra-optional options:
My worst familial relationship is with my: [entire family] uncle aunt grandma grandpa cousin father mother sister brother
Vegetarian, please.
In fact, let's make that vegan.